How To Flop A Rubber Chicken
Want to amaze your friends, astound your enemies, and worry your parents? Then you’ve come to the right place. Follow along with Mr. Jax’s instructions and soon you’ll be flopping your rubber chicken with the best rubber chicken floppers in the world. Or the worst rubber chicken floppers in the world, if you’re one of those who insists on flopping your rubber chicken the wrong way—which, by the bye, would make Mr. Jax most unhappy.
What you’ll need:
- One arm
- One rubber chicken (preferably one not stuffed with foam)
- A willingness to lose yourself in the great, all-encompassing floppy rubber chicken spirit that surrounds us